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Sign Language: 5 Characteristics That Make Leos Wonderful

Leo season (July 23-Aug. 22) is upon us and while folks are busy repping how much better their sign is than the other 11 (yawn), I, the Sexy Sagittarius (smirk), have decided to be more diplomatic. No sign is better than the rest. The elements and distribution of strengths in certain areas won’t allow that.

In honor of Leo season, while this sign needs no introduction (they are very good at introducing themselves through the door lordy LOL) here are five reasons why they are wonderful, particularly why you might want to consider dating one. Continue reading Sign Language: 5 Characteristics That Make Leos Wonderful

Sign Language: 5 Characteristics That Make Cancers Wonderful

Cancer season (June 22-July 22) is upon us and while folks are busy repping how much better their sign is than the other 11 (yawn), I, the Sexy Sagittarius (smirk), have decided to be more diplomatic. No sign is better than the rest. The elements and distribution of strengths in certain areas won’t allow that.

In honor of Cancer season and to simply not contribute to the hate and division that irks my soul, here are five reasons why they are wonderful, particularly why you might want to consider dating one.

But I will say the Cancer memes (especially the one that says, “What are you gonna do for your birthday? Cry?”) are HIL-AR-IOUS! Google them, LOL!

1) They are emotional.

Okay, I get it. The last thing we want to do is feel, but f*** that. In a world where we are taught to distrust everybody and their mama, it is refreshing to actually know what’s in a Cancer’s heart. Next to the Sagittarius, this soothing water sign displays just how they feel about you through words or action, but over time. If they’re feeling you, they will not stay away. If they’re not, you better believe that while they may not tell you, their absence from your life will speak volumes. Either way, you’ll certainly know where you stand with this Moon child.

2) They take care of home.

Cancerians’ moodiness makes them the least predictable of all of the astrology signs, but one thing is for sure: they’re home will be spotless thanks to their ridiculously obsessive OCD and your belly will be full—so TWO things. Those born under this sign can cook! It’s like preparing food and being at home with those they love and adore is a damn aphrodisiac! Either way, I’m here for that plate baby! Being a homebody also gives the Cancer a sense of security that other signs don’t necessarily need, so if you’re into one be prepared to spend lots of time indoors intimate style with her or him.

3) They are passionate and seductive.

You may be able to have a quickie with a Cancer but I’d strongly advise against it. If so, you’d be robbing yourself of all of the joys of being seduced. Cancers are less responsive to rushed sex and more interested (and turned on) by slow, sensual lovemaking. I’m not saying you have to buss out the candles and red silk sheets every time you get ready to get down. But trust and believe, this is definitely a sign you want to sex slowly and passionately. Live in the moment and you will not forget it.

4) They are dreamers.

If a Cancer is unhappy, you will know it. So it makes sense that they’re the first on the bandwagon for you to quit your job or take that impromptu trip to Spain. Throwing caution to the wind, this sign has a way of saying “f*** you” (eventually) to anything and anybody who doesn’t lend to their joy. Cancers are the romantic dreamers of the zodiac (only second to Pisces), so if you tell them that you’re ready to pursue a goal, they’ll be right there cheering you on.

5) They are VERY loving and affectionate.

Unlike the Taurus, Cancers are always down for some TLC. This sign is highly intuitive, nurturing and emotional, and they want to express their feelings in as many ways as possible (except for verbally with their passive aggressive asses). If you’re someone whose love  language ranks pretty high in the area of physical touch, you’re in luck.

Sign Language: 5 Characteristics That Make Geminis Wonderful

Gemini season (May 21-June 21) is upon us and while folks are busy repping how much better their sign is than the other 11 (yawn), I, the Sexy Sagittarius (smirk), have decided to be more diplomatic. No sign is better than the rest. The elements and distribution of strengths in certain areas won’t allow that.

In honor of Gemini season and to simply not contribute to the hate and division that irks my soul, here are five reasons why they are wonderful, particularly why you might want to consider dating one.

Don’t worry, Cancer, Leo, Virgo and so forth will be bragged about during their appropriate astrological season.

1) They are sensual.

The Gemini man or woman usually enjoys love making (some would argue too much due to the fact that they’re prone to infidelity), but if you decide to connect with this seductive air sign in this way, you are in for a treat. Perhaps being sandwiched between Taurus and Cancer (two of the most sensual signs of the zodiac) has rubbed off on them, but I’m not complaining ;).

2) They are critical thinkers.

While prone to materialism and the influence of public opinion, at their core, the Gemini thinks critically and deeply about a variety of subjects. While they may come off as a bit disconnected on the surface due to the element of air, these folks aren’t afraid to go further in their brains to think beyond the what’s presented. The catch? They have to give a damn to do so.

3) They are deliberate.

Now this is borderline manipulation which is never good when it comes to other people, but the Gemini man or woman’s intuitive nature to be calculated does serve a positive purpose if used for good. These folks are great to have when you need assistance solving a professional problem, but usually, when it comes to matters of the heart, be careful LOL.

4) They value family and friendship.

If a Gemini considers you to be an actual friend, they mean it. Keyword: ACTUAL. I’m not talking about that bullshit phoniness that they tend to dish out from time to time. If you are a solid friend you will know it beyond words, but action. There are certain lines they will never cross. As for family, the Gemini loves their immediate family members and will certainly take care of and actively seek to positively influence the minds of their children.

5) They are usually openminded.

The Gemini man or woman loves to hear differing perspectives. They’re one of the more rational signs of the zodiac, but because of this, when they become super emotional about something, they often struggle with reason or rationale for a brief period. But most of the time they are stable in their rationality, hence making them more susceptible to differing opinions.